Derek LandyI'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.
About This Quote
If you have ever said something along the lines of this quote, chances are pretty good that you were joking. However, if you have said something like this to an actual police officer during an arrest, you could really be in trouble. If you are arrested for murder or conspiracy to commit murder, there are certain crimes that are not jokes. These are serious crimes that the police are trained to deal with in a way that is professional and serious. One is not permitted to make jokes about murder or conspiracies to commit murder while being arrested for these crimes.
Source: Skulduggery Pleasant
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